FIVE THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT MYSELF WHILE MY IPHONE WAS BROKEN
Only read this list if you're prepared to hate me
- •I need to buy a watch.Not an APPLE WATCH™ but a real watch. It's embarrassing to keep asking the time
- •I don't know how to dress myself without easy access to the weather reportCut to me dressing incorrectly (too many layers, too few layers) four days straight
- •I am completely helpless and unhelpful without my permanent technological crutchI passed a car accident and didn't stop because I couldn't have done anything anyway. And I never knew what time it was.
- •I am a person with very few friendsThe only people who got in touch with me over the weekend were people I work with
- •Even the lack of a phone didn't inspire me to start reading againWho am I???