SERIOUS THINGS TO CONSIDER AT A BOOKSTORE
- •Will a book fall on my head?
- •Does reading Jane Austen make me basic?
- •The staff picks are all obscure and I don't understand them.
- •How many bookstore totes is too many?
- •If I ask for Gone Girl, will I be judged?
- •Do I know someone who can send me a free copy of that?