People My Mother "Doesn't Care for "

  1. Drew Barrymore (flasher)
  2. Angelina Jolie (home wrecker)
  3. Cate Blanchett (she's one of those gender fluids, I think)
  4. Brad Pitt (cheater)
  5. Sylvester Stallone (I just don't see why he's still around)
  6. Katie Couric (see above)
  7. Robin Roberts (I mean, I'm glad she beat breast cancer, but why does she have to wear that short haircut all the time?)
  8. Taylor Swift (I don't care what you say, I just don't like country music.)
  9. Halle Berry (can't hold a husband)