Things That Are Simultaneously Very Good for You and Very Bad for You.

  1. Exfoliation
  2. Laxatives
  3. Botox
  4. As many avocados as you want in a sitting
  5. Lying about having colored contact lenses
  6. Texting old flames when drunk
  7. Air travel
  8. Listening to depressed singer/songwriters
  9. Journaling