My Day Today

aka the day my list trended and I felt very internet famous
  1. did basically nothing at work except create a great Seinfeld list!
  2. sent the list to my mom, avid seinfeld watcher, who promptly created an account to like my list
    also thinks I am 100000x funnier than I really am
  3. @sandymb is my mom
    💁🏼
  4. went to dinner with my mom
    people started liking my list!
  5. discussed becoming famous for my list and what fun people I would meet
    this focused mainly on @mindy and @bjnovak of corise
  6. then this!
    💯😸
  7. followed everyone who liked my list back as a thank you
    (I think) (I hope)
  8. now sitting in bed watching Seinfeld for some new ideas
    🤓
  9. WHATTTTT 😎