Songs I Used to Rap on the Dash of a Cab/School Bus With the Driver

ignoring other requests to tell this amazing story because it's easy and I am lazy. and also this is probably the funniest part of my life.
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    to preface: in college we had a few local cab drivers who stuck to the college crowd. they would pile as many drunk kids as possible into their large van cabs
    think John and Kate plus 8 mobile with 40 19 year olds inside
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    my first experience with one of these cabs
    the guy went by cabbie d. and his number is still in my contacts.
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    a girl sat on my lap and I thought I might pass out. then someone sat on her lap.
    $5 round trip was worth it though
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    there was a dashboard TV where kids would play videos from cabbies iPod
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    fast forward to my sophomore year
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    one night we call up cabbie and he says he'll be outside the dorms in a few
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    the guy rolls up in a SCHOOL BUS
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    inside he has huge speakers, a tv screen, and some bouncers
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    so this became the transportation of most of the school
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    eventually he turned the seats to all face the middle like a limo and installed some stripper poles
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    my bff and I never had cash or wanted to pay
    we were awful
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    so we would sometimes say we'd pay later or sometimes bake him brownies
    just regular but he would ask if they were "magic"
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    sometimes my friend would get drunk enough to drive the bus
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    as soon as I entered the bus I immediately removed whoever decided they would be DJ from the aux cord and began to play what I wanted
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    I would sit backwards on the dash while cabbie drove us to the bar and rap with him
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    Hypnotize was the song I rapped when cabbie told me I had forever control of the music and was allowed to kick anyone off
    not that that stopped me before...
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    we would rap a lot of biggie - but also some early lil Wayne
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    soulja boy was popular then
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    No Hands - Waka Flocka was a big one
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    some early Drake was probably played
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    I wish I remembered more of it
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    cabbie came to our graduation and my friends dad paid him for all our unpaid rides
    thanks mr. a!!