things you can do to make me hate you as a coworker

just off the top of my head
  1. send me an email in ALL CAPS
    please do not yell at me - how do people read all caps without yelling? the only exception is list titles
  2. sign your email with a handwriting font
    you didn't write on that email you typed it. you don't need to pretend.
  3. call me and leave a voicemail
    never do this at work or in real life
  4. email me and then come to my desk to read said email to me to make sure I undersyanf
    please just choose one method of communication
  5. bang on my cube wall
    I have an unfortunate cube on the corner of a hallway and people have a habit of tapping on the wall or smashing it as they walk by. it's pretty startling