1. "Oh, dear, how uneasy I feel." - Red R H, Into the woods
    I don't know why I love this so much, but it's just so funny.
  2. "I want a second chance at a first impression. So here's something from a guy with nothing nothing to protect. Heart's on his sleeve hat in hand." - Lassie, Psych
    Every time I hear this, I just want to cry. My heart just melts at the poetics.
  3. "So what if we don't make sense on paper. We don't live our lives on paper." Richard Castle, Castle
  4. "Just cause you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes." Shawn, Psych
    It's like the weirdest metaphor ever, but hey.
  5. This conversation from Wicked.
    Spoiler alert: this is comparing before Fiyero becomes the scarecrow vs after.
  6. "On the contrary, Aunt Augusta, I've now realized for the first time in my life the vital importance of being Earnest. " - jack, the importance of being earnest.
    If you are familiar with this play, you understand the humor of the statement. If you are not familiar with it, I would definitely recommend reading/watching it. It's wonderful comedy by Oscar Wilde