Responsibilities I've Successfully Avoided Today

  1. Wearing pants
    Sweatpants ftw
  2. Showering
    I showered last night so I'm okay... Right??
  3. Any exercise whatsoever
    I DID walk up a flight of stairs which is basically an Olympian feat
  4. Eating something other than Doritos
    ... Who needs anything else?
  5. Studying
    .... Two tests and a paper due tomorrow yet here I am