REASONS I WOULD CONSIDER BREAKING UP WITH SOMEONE
- •I was looking forward to not shaving my legs during the winter
- •I really want both of us to appreciate Adele's new album on a deeper level
- •I'm tired of washing my sheets so frequently
- •So going to a movie by yourself isn't seen as a hostile gestureI just like going by myself, okay!!
- •I need to save money.Dinner for 1, please.