FUNNY THINGS BARBARA ROSENBLAT AKA MISS ROSA FROM OITNB SAID
Yesterday I had the opportunity to attend a lecture given by Rosenblat, who is the funny Jewish grandmother I wish I had.
- •"Hi, people I never met before! Does anyone want to selfie before the lecture? I'm on a tight schedule and don't want anyone complaining when I leave."
- •"Look! A program! I look so different with hair! Feel my hair!"
- •"You want to know how I got the part on 'Orange'? TALENT. What kind of dumb question is that!!"
- •*Rosenblat announces she will begin a reading and grabs a bottle of water* "But foist, a slurp."
- •"I'm a schvitzer."
- •"You have to be versatile in this industry or else you'll starve to death, and do I look starved to you?" *turns around and shakes her butt for the audience.*