A DUMB STORY FROM MY CHILDHOOD

  1. So this thing you have to know about me first is that I've always hated showering
  2. It's a time-suck. I do it, but I begrudge it. I especially begrudge the time you have to spend AFTERWARD with drying your hair etc.
  3. One day in maybe first or second grade we learned that ducks stayed dry-ish in water bc their feathers were oily
  4. ...I asked my mom when I got home if I could put oil on my skin so I wouldn't have to dry off when I got out of the shower.
  5. She said no.