1. "Everyone stop telling this child how delightful she is, she is already a tiny golden-haired megalomaniac"
  2. "Hiding on the floor between the bed and the wall with a book; or, But mom, I already HAVE a sweater, I don't need another one"
  3. "Our daycare is super laid-back but good news, your daughter is now basically a card shark"
  4. "Glasses and braces; or, how to make sure your daughter loves American Girl books WELL into her teens"
  5. "Terrible cheerleader, tiny high school"
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  6. "Freshman year, or: I have never kissed anyone, and calculus is terrible."
  7. "Sophomore year, or: I have kissed someone, and he was terrible."
  8. "Junior year, or: despite my sleeplessness, my profile pictures are finally kind of cute."
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  9. "Senior year, or: I have no plan and I am terrified."
  10. "The graduate: or, I am poor in a new city, but I am not alone bc have you heard of Netflix?" (2010)
  11. "Madly in love: I ignore my friends for a year"
  12. "Just Married: I love him even though boy roommates are icky"
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  13. "Married with food babies"
  14. "Hufflepuffing: I am so mostly happy I annoy all my friends"
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