1. Because I went for a run
  2. On a 28-degree day
  3. Like an idiot
  4. While my body said, moron, stay inside. Your couch is nice. Your laptop has work on it. Your tv makes good background noise.
  5. I said, calories! Exercise! Fitbit! Guilt! Going out now! Playlist!
  6. I made it through 1.5 songs before eating it on a back street in Georgetown.
  7. Leggings were shredded. Knees were bloodied.
  8. ...iphone went smashing into brick sidewalk.
  9. It's currently living in a plastic baggie so I don't slice a hand open. Typing is rough.
  10. Good news though!
  11. Since we've paid $250 in insurance over the last 2+ years it'll only cost $100 to have the screen replaced.
  12. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄