HOW TO BE ME IN 5 EASY STEPS
This is a dumb list. I haven't even written it yet and already I know that.
- 1.Put a book in your purse.I never ever go anywhere (except maybe the gym) without a book. Ever.
- 2.Pop in those earbuds. Turn on some pop music.It can be TSwift. It can be Misterwives. Doesn't matter!
- 3.Put either 100% or 0% effort into your appearance.You will either be in eyeliner and maje mascara and cute shoes or you will have 3-day unwashed hair and a tee shirt the size of a circus tent. There is no in between.
- 4.Worry at all times what other people are thinking of you."Is there something on my face? Is there something on my jeans? Is there something in my teeth? Did I talk too much? Does she think I'm ignoring her? Do they think I'm trying too hard? Can you see my underwear through my leggings?"
- 5.Buuuuut deal with the above relatively rarely bc you almost never leave the apartment.I love you, chair.
- 6.Bonus: Feel as though you have to consult your parents about everything.Although I guess there are worse traits.