IF I WERE A DISEASE AND YOU CAUGHT ME, THESE WOULD BE YOUR SYMPTOMS

Inspired by @ShawnKelly
  1. discovering you love a song and replaying it for 14 hours
    if this song is "let it out" by Ed Sheeran or "winter" by Nieves, GET TO THE ER IMMEDIATELY YOUR CASE MAY BE INCURABLE
  2. sitting absolutely still for 10 hours but feeling very virtuous about that hour at the gym
  3. getting emotional about the way the light looks between the hours of 4 and 7pm
  4. developing whatever the opposite is of claustrophobia
    you may find yourself obsessing over tiny library nooks, skyscraper-narrowed views of the sky, or the woods. if so, SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY
  5. experiencing unpredictable and extreme mood swings
    this is a genuinely unfortunate symptom but hey, if the lows are low, the highs are HIGH
  6. eating half your daily caloric allowance in sugar and the other half in oatmeal, baked chicken, and salad
  7. calling your mom 3x/day
  8. knowing objectively that your dad doesn't know everything but thinking subconsciously he probably actually does
  9. sorry guys.
    but if you've got it and you find a cure maybe lmk?