IF THESE WORDS/PHRASES APPEAR IN YOUR LISTICLE TITLE, I WILL NOT CLICK ON IT

.....ok, maybe I will, but I will roll my eyes. Inspired by @jesseno.
  1. "Hack"
  2. "Genius"
    Add the word "borderline" to this descriptor and even if it's info I'd otherwise want to read I will POKE MY FREAKING eyes out
  3. "Literally"
  4. "Actually"
  5. "Slay"
  6. "X photos/tweets/tumblr posts that are too real..."
  7. "Kardashian"
    No, truly, I will not click.