1. I am a disappointment to my Fitbit
    I will not screenshot my calorie intake vs output bc I have to hang on to SOME dignity but...my Fitbit told me yesterday I could eat 1200 calories? So I told my Fitbit thank you but no thank you please?
  2. What's with those awful emojis in snapchat?
    I usually only see 😊 and 😏. 😊 is nice I guess, but why on earth are you highlighting to me that I snap someone less than they snap me? Why are you reinforcing this grody, sad idea that playing hard to get with your friends makes you cool and popular? *drops mic*