THE FEDEX LADY IS MAKING ME SIT IN THE CORNER
I'm not joking
- •This poor lady has no voice
- •I got all stressed when I saw how much a 3 oz envelope cost to mailStressful
- •I messed up which of my 5 packages was which and only realized it after we'd done 2 of themStressful
- •And then I got all flushed and freaked out
- •So now she has my list of addresses and is mailing packages to "grandmother and granddaddy" and "mamaw" bc that's what I wrote
- •And consulting my husband on my abbreviations
- •Bc I am not allowed to speak or get up from my chair. She keeps making signs for me to JUST BREATHE.
- •This is a real thing that is happening. I can't decide if it's mortifying or hilarious.