WAYS I ANNOY MY SPOUSE
Alt title: sh** Anna says to her husband (remember when those videos were a thing?)
- •"Hey, look at this video of John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's baby."
- •"Hey, look at this video of a super chubby bulldog."
- •"Do you want ice cream?"
- •"Hey, watch this trailer for Beauty and the Beast."In short: I make him watch a lot of crap he does noooot care about.
- •Me: "I'm gonna do laundry." Him: "It's 10pm." Me: *shrugs*
- •Me: "Wanna walk there?" Him: "It's 2 miles away?" Me: *shrugs*
- •"I'm just gonna read for a little while." *reads until 3am*Sry, babe.
- •"Hey, do you wanna go see CHVRCHES/Taylor Swift/Misterwives/Bleachers/Marina and the Diamonds when they come to town?"The answer is always no, he does not want to, and yet he usually goes.
- •"Wanna play Scrabble?"It's only 9:30, you CAN'T be tired.
- •Me: "Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey." Him: *opens one eye* Me: "Love you."