WIFE OF THE YEAR (...NOT)

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    One of those nights where I'm like
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    I'M GONNA MAKE AN AMAZING DINNER! 🍽
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    THERE'S GONNA BE WINE INVOLVED!🍷
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    I'M GONNA BE WEARING SOMETHING OTHER THAN PAJAMA PANTS AND AN XL TEE SHIRT WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM HIS MIDTERM! πŸ’πŸ»
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    I'm gonna be WIFE OF THE YEAR! πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ†πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ†πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ†
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    Reality: I...
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    Thaw the crab cakes until they become piles of mush, 😷
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    Fill my apartment with smoke while searing the steak and have to run around flapping towels and opening windows, 🌫
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    Burn the s*** out of my thumb,πŸ‘πŸ»
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    And have been instructed to sit with ice bc it's gonna blister.❄️
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    Also I just like Diet Coke better than red wine. Oh well.❀️
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    Good news: the baked potatoes, bagged salad, and store-bought frosted cookies are πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
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    WIFE OF THE YEAR, I SAYπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ†πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ†πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ†