Milestones And Steps In Any New Yorker's Assimilation

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  1. Finding out that New Yorkers are actually super nice, but just can't be bothered with your shit.
  2. Buying a monthly metrocard
  3. Discovering that the nuts at the Nuts For Nuts carts smell better than they taste
  4. Realizing no one has a garbage disposal
  5. Moving between subway cars
  6. Learning to ride the bus
  7. Getting a really great rat story
  8. Flipping out on someone for upstreaming you and/or actually trying to steal your cab
  9. Getting locked out of your apartment
  10. Learning how to prewalk
  11. Consciously shoving someone for being in your way
  12. Walking between moving cars when they have the green because you're super late
  13. Walking between moving cars when they have the green because you can't be bothered to wait.
  14. Getting an apartment with a view of something other than a brick wall