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  1. High line
    New York is basically coated with a perpetual layer of poop, but sometimes it's also beautiful
  2. Breakfast
    I made a smoothie bowl. It's basically what it sounds like.
  3. Squawkamole
    My reason for reason
  4. Skyline
    When you're trying to look all cute, but the wind makes you a mask of your own hair
  1. Seinfeld
    After watching "The Mango" episode, I asked my mom what an orgasm is. She told me to go to bed.
  2. Jeopardy
    I got the answer to a final jeopardy once, and the answer was "Saddam Hussein." My parents were concerned.
  3. Arthur
    Everyone was learning lessons from that show. Mainly that Muffy was A HUGE JERK.
  4. Sopranos
    Just kidding, they weren't terrible parents