Weirdest Catcalls I Have Received or Witnessed

  1. you have the most beautiful knees I've ever seen.
    uh ok, buddy. i have the kneecaps of a human being.
  2. oooOOOWEEEEE FEET FEET FEET!
    a man followed my sister and I 5 blocks as he shouted this at her neon pink toenails from across the street. we sat down in washington square park to wait him out, and he hid behind the arch and kept peering at us for another 5 min. ooooook.