1. Veterinarian
    Very young-12 years old. Then realized I would have to give animals shots.
  2. Record store owner
    When I first read high fidelity-first iPod release
  3. Pharmacology professor
    First year of college-second year of grad school (brief break for when I was an English major for a semester sophomore year)
  4. Badass science ninja
    Second year grad school-present. Academia's a tough game, yo.