I loved my grandmother. She was my favorite person to spend time with growing up in Tennessee. She had some very colorful expressions, especially if she got annoyed, and they've stuck with me...Enjoy!!
  1. "That makes my ass wanna smoke a cigarette!"
  2. "Shit and fall back in it!"
  3. "Speak ass! Mouth won't!"
  4. "Shit a meat axe!"
  5. "He's tighter than Dick's hatband!"
  6. "Shit fire and save matches!"