THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE INSOMNIA WASHES OVER ME

  1. I wonder if I'm actually going to get 8 hours - scratch that - 7 hours of sleep tonight?
    *silent laughter*
  2. Do people actually fall asleep immediately? Like hit the pillow and BAM - lights out?
    I refuse to believe this.
  3. I hope I don't have to get up to use the bathroom.
    Dammit... now I will.
  4. Ugh, here we go again.
    Commence overthinking.
  5. What if we really didn't have to sleep?
    God I'd be wonder woman. Yas.
  6. I wonder how much I'm going to hate myself in the morning...
    #snoozegamestrong
  7. Maybe I could just watch one more episode on Netflix...?!
    DON'T DO IT.
  8. I wonder who else is up right now having the same exact thoughts as me?
    Squad goals.
  9. OK but for real though, I seriously need to go to bed.
    Netflix it is then.