Inspired by @CallTheHotline
  1. We are slow, go home early!
  2. Here, have 3 tacos!
  3. "You've just won a brand new car!!"
  4. You're so funny!
  5. Have you lost weight?
  6. Those jeans make your butt look great!
  7. Zac Efron saw your Instagram picture and would like to take you on a Hawaii. Nbd
  8. I bought you a puppy while you were at work!
  9. Pack your bikini baby, we're going to Mexico in the morning!