Things I Would Totally Love To Hear Right Now
Inspired by @CallTheHotline
- •We are slow, go home early!
- •Here, have 3 tacos!
- •"You've just won a brand new car!!"
- •You're so funny!
- •Have you lost weight?
- •Those jeans make your butt look great!
- •Zac Efron saw your Instagram picture and would like to take you on a date...in Hawaii. Nbd
- •I bought you a puppy while you were at work!
- •Pack your bikini baby, we're going to Mexico in the morning!