1. Haunted house style funeral
    big booming scary laughter, intense screaming, blood on the walls, my corpse propped up in the corner with my arms held out for a hug
  2. Carry my casket out to the piña colada song
    I do like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
  3. At least one person should try to jump into the hole in the ground with me
    be devastated. that's all I ask.
  4. Every time you say my name, after my death, glance about fearfully
  5. Dig me up every Halloween and dress me like Elvis
    he was my hero in life. I will continue to honor him in death.