- •Haunted house style funeralbig booming scary laughter, intense screaming, blood on the walls, my corpse propped up in the corner with my arms held out for a hug
- •Carry my casket out to the piña colada songI do like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
- •At least one person should try to jump into the hole in the ground with mebe devastated. that's all I ask.
- •Every time you say my name, after my death, glance about fearfully
- •Dig me up every Halloween and dress me like Elvishe was my hero in life. I will continue to honor him in death.