PLACES I SHOULD CHECK FOR MY PHONE BEFORE I CONVINCE MYSELF IT'S IN THE TRASH

  1. my bed
    it's almost always there
  2. the couch
    sometimes I leave my bed and this is where I go
  3. the bathroom sink
    sometimes I work on personal hygiene and like to have my phone nearby
  4. my top dresser drawer
  5. someone else's home
  6. the gas station
  7. subway
  8. anyone else's car
  9. frat house
  10. laundry room
  11. my pillowcase
  12. the library
  13. mordor
  14. jacket pockets
  15. my car
  16. literally anywhere that's not the trash