My Favorite Emojis and Why

Get ready for the most basic bitch of a list you will ever read.
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    😭
    This is me. All the time. Is it happy laughing whilst bawling it's eyes out? Is it literally devastated? You'll never know its secrets. It's crying, and it's mysterious; generally what I put out in life.
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    πŸ™πŸ»
    I will not hear that this is a high five. It's an emoji appropriate for so many occasions, but never that. It's an "oh look, my nachos are freaking delicious tonight πŸ™πŸ»", or a "3 day weekend, nothing to do πŸ™πŸ»". Never use this as a high five. We will never be friends.
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    πŸ˜’
    I work in hospitality. This is my face on the daily. "You want your coffee 90 degrees and 1/2 strength, but on decaf?" Me: πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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    ☺️
    A perfect flirt emoji. "I'm so cute and smiling, you'll never know I'm wearing sweatpants and texting you whilst eating KFC" ie. "Awww, you ☺️"
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    ✨
    "I need to use an emoji on the Instagram caption but whatever will I choose????" This guys got your back, man. Sparkle sparkle lil guy
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    😏
    The face version of the πŸ† emoji. Also a favourite
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    πŸ’πŸΌ
    Yet another versatile emoji. This is your go to gal for w roast or bitch sesh. She's like the perfect way to end a sentence. Forget "soooo....yeah", use this perfect sassy timesaver, my friends.