REASONS I WOULD NOT MAKE A GOOD ASTRONAUT. INSPIRED BY THE MARTIAN.

  1. I feel motion sick in cab rides over 10 minutes.
  2. The potted basil I bought for my kitchen lasted a month.
  3. I can handle about 3 days without @joshtaylor
  4. I've never even set up an internet router by myself.
  5. I am not a rocket scientist.