I've been up for thirty minutes and I somehow feel some sense of superiority in that...
  1. Roll around to see if he is in light sleep ✔️
  2. Try to fall back asleep ✔️
  3. Check Instagram ✔️
  4. Clear my throat to see if this time he'll wake up ✔️
  5. Get a glass of water and stare at the fridge ✔️
  6. Come back to bed because it's cozier and cozier ✔️
  7. Make a list about it ✔️
  8. Now I'm just trying to will myself into not waking him. I can do this.