TODAY SHOULD BE A BAD DAY, BUT STRANGELY I'M NOT UPSET
- •My husband has been out of town for three days
- •I was vomited on by a preschooler
- •I had to walk home to change, and when I got to my door, I realized I locked my keys in my apartment.
- •I texted the super to which he promptly never responded.
- •My phone died
- •I ran out of toilet paper
- •I just tried to stop and treat myself to a brownie, which gave me a stomach ace.
- •Tuesdays, amiright??