1. My husband has been out of town for three days
  2. I was vomited on by a preschooler
  3. I had to walk home to change, and when I got to my door, I realized I locked my keys in my apartment.
  4. I texted the super to which he promptly never responded.
  5. My phone died
  6. I ran out of toilet paper
  7. I just tried to stop and treat myself to a brownie, which gave me a stomach ace.
  8. Tuesdays, amiright??