1. You learn more about philosophers than you ever planned to in all of your life
  2. You start hanging out in the Ward Room
  3. You realize that Kings has the coolest professors ever and they become real friends with students
  4. You become infinitely jealous because this professor-student can not be replicated in your own life (but maybe you can chalk that up to your own awkwardness)
  5. And finally, you realize how tiny your vocabulary is and you develop a need to download a word of the app to remedy this (and know what your roommate is talking about)