Composed after three drinks with autocorrect.
- •Why are chairs so terrible?
- •Standing is underrated.
- •I hate when everyone else wears black even though I always wear black.
- •No new friends.
- •Did I record tonight's episode of Big Brother?
- •Where are the fries?
- •Why are you talking to me?
- •How many licks does it take till you get to the center of it?
- •My ass is like whoa