Composed after three drinks with autocorrect.
  1. Why are chairs so terrible?
  2. Standing is underrated.
  3. I hate when everyone else wears black even though I always wear black.
  4. No new friends.
  5. Did I record tonight's episode of Big Brother?
  6. Where are the fries?
  7. Why are you talking to me?
  8. How many licks does it take till you get to the center of it?
  9. My ass is like whoa