WAYS I KNEW I WAS THE OLDEST PERSON IN THE BAR LAST NIGHT

I'm 27.
  1. Folks stopped dancing when "The Percolator" came on.
  2. "My old school jam" - a girl said before making finger guns to M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes"
  3. No one knew even the chorus to "Return of the Mack"
  4. I was the only one who didn't know the lyrics to "Trap Queen."
  5. "What is this ancient shit?" -someone said about a Missy Elliott song
  6. People walked off the floor when a Prince song came on.