These poor emojis need some love! #draftmas
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    Dude, What happened last night, my head is a blur! ๐ŸŒซ
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    Traffic was a pain in the ass today, from all the construction ๐Ÿ—
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    I got an unmarked package ๐Ÿ•‹ in the mail... List App Secret Santa??
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    I'm still confused about the UFOs ๐Ÿ–ฒ in Fargo....
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    Mom, I had my first mammogram, yesterday๐Ÿ—œ
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    Shoot! When you open your present don't look at the tag๐Ÿ”– I forgot to take off the price!
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    Yo! What's your address? I need to update my contacts ๐Ÿ“‡
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    Organizing my entire life tomorrow....๐Ÿ—ƒ.... NOTTT!
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    My grandma gave me a Doily for Christmas ๐Ÿ’ฎ
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    I watched sixth sense last night... I SEE DEAD PEOPLE ๐Ÿ‘โ€๐Ÿ—จ๐Ÿ‘โ€๐Ÿ—จ
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    My favorite computer game as a kid was Mahjong Solitaire ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
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    Add a suggestion with a sentence you could use your least used emoji.... ๐Ÿ—ฃ
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    Has anybody seen a key? My old fashioned fountain pen is locked ๐Ÿ”
    Suggested by @franksars
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    Did you really lol at my joke? Or you just sitting there like a robot ๐Ÿค–
    Suggested by @dubstep
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    Hamilton who? If you want a show, go see the inexplicably levitating Blues Brother ventriloquist dummy๐Ÿ•ด
    Suggested by @paulus
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    I always loved the episode of Tiny Toons Adventures where Baby Plucky Duck won't stop playing with the elevator. "No I push the button! Elelator go up! ๐Ÿ”บ Elelator go down! ๐Ÿ”ป"
    Suggested by @SuperCarter
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    I could see his โš™s turning as soon as Richard โš™ realized Julia Roberts was "the one" ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿฝ
    Suggested by @jenna
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    Remember to buy the blue suitcase, not the red one, because we need one that floats in case we drown ๐Ÿ›„
    Suggested by @smallthings
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    WARNING: coworker just left the bathroom after burrito lunch โ˜ฃ
    Suggested by @jyoti
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    Hello I am going to Lichtenstein ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
    Suggested by @edge
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    Has anyone seen my rosary ๐Ÿ“ฟ?
    Suggested by @natienat3693
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    when you can't think of a witty comeback
    Suggested by @allievice
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    'Love Yourself' by Justin Bieber on repeat ๐Ÿ”‚
    Suggested by @allievice
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    Nicholas Cage stole the constitution ๐Ÿ“œ
    Suggested by @rbee
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    Mark ๐Ÿ…ฐ for true, mark ๐Ÿ…ฑ for false
    Suggested by @rbee
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    This guy hooked up with me one time and did ๐Ÿง... AWFUL! Tasted like ๐Ÿ’ฉ
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    ๐Ÿ•ฏI can handle it.
    Suggested by @like_wasabi
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    Shut your mouth or I will clamp it for you ๐Ÿ—œ
    Suggested by @dubstep