The Making of a Pet Ornament

This is consuming my life right now, so I must share
  1. Drill a hole in a piece of wood
  2. Sand the shit out of the wood
  3. Seal the wood with this stuff
  4. Wait for the sealer to dry
  5. Draw on sealed wood
    Also if you notice I already added the wire and string to the hole
  6. Paint first coat and make sure the eyes are creepy as hell
  7. Wait for above to completely dry (I usually wait 24hrs)
  8. Outline and add pupils
  9. Spray with gloss varnish
  10. Add bow
  11. Hang on tree