Things That Happened in the Airport Today.

🛫 SNA -- ✈️ -- SAC 🛬
  1. I apparently have a PH.D
  2. TSA Agent died laughing
    She said that I'm gonna get frisked because of my sparkly shirt. Boyfriend says: "No worries, she will probably enjoy it since she hasn't had any action the past couple of days since we've been living with her uber Catholic parents." TSA laughed for a good 5 min after
  3. I got heavily frisked
    I'm never wearing this sparkly short at the airport again! But I did kinda like the back and arm massage 😋
  4. Drank a Bloody Mary
    Without being shamed for being an alcoholic.