Things That Happened in the Airport Today.
🛫 SNA -- ✈️ -- SAC 🛬
- •I apparently have a PH.D
- •TSA Agent died laughingShe said that I'm gonna get frisked because of my sparkly shirt. Boyfriend says: "No worries, she will probably enjoy it since she hasn't had any action the past couple of days since we've been living with her uber Catholic parents." TSA laughed for a good 5 min after
- •I got heavily friskedI'm never wearing this sparkly short at the airport again! But I did kinda like the back and arm massage 😋
- •Drank a Bloody MaryWithout being shamed for being an alcoholic.