FOODS I HAVE SOMEHOW SUCCESSFULLY BEEN ABLE TO MAKE

  1. Frozen pizza 10% of the time
    Parents of the children I am babysitting, "We left a pizza in the oven, it should be ready in five minutes!" 45 minutes of baseball playing later. 😱
  2. Pasta
    *only accidentally dropped it all in the sink while draining it once
  3. Gumbo
    Now aware that 3 cloves of garlic is not the same as 3 bulbs of garlic 😅
  4. Fried eggs
    Only sometimes do they morph into scrambled eggs but I have a 100% success rate in flipping them whereas my culinary sister is 0/2 👍🏻