THOUGHTS I HAVE EVERY TIME I RUN

It only took a year and a half of regular running and multiple trips to a physical therapist to figure out I was running incorrectly (can now run more than a mile and am improving without feeling like death!) but here's a summary of what it used to be like
  1. No
  2. Oops Brittney look you accidentally wandered onto a treadmill again
  3. Pretend you're a fit person
  4. Okay five minutes in and I feel so STRONG I am a fit person
  5. Justin Bieber is pushing me through this journey
  6. Imagine the whole world is watching you YOU CANT STOP AT 8 MINUTES PRETEND YOURE IN AN ARENA
  7. A PERSONAL TRAINER IS YELLING AT YOU PROVE YOU ARENT WEAK GO
  8. 10 minutes have passed shouldn't I be done with a mile now damn
  9. Why am I breathing so heavy do I have asthma
  10. My lungs are collapsing should I see a doctor??
  11. Finally hit the mile at 12:04 is that an embarrassing time NO YOU ARE A GODDESS
  12. But for real tell people it was 11:00
  13. Okay walk for three minutes and then run again
  14. Alright four minutes
  15. Oh you, okay five minutes no more
  16. You will run 3/4 of a mile or you will be such a disappointment to the crowd in this arena
  17. I walked for too long my body forgot how to run
  18. Compromise run half a mile
  19. JUSTIN BIEBER IS BACK YOU CAN FINISH THIS RUN
  20. 30 minutes damn girl you go think of how fit you'll maybe look someday jk I'm going to Steak n' Shake letter none of this counts