LISTS I'D LOVE TO MAKE BUT WON'T BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO SCANDY

  1. Exes from most to least favorite
  2. People in entertainment I'm excited to see in a few years and condescendingly ask "What've you been up to?"
  3. The list of lists that I'd love to make but won't because they're too scandy to even talk about hypothetically
  4. Why Colbert shouldn't take over The Late Show
  5. My thoughts on SNL these days
  6. People I actively don't thank in fantasy awards acceptance speeches (made during Emmy commercial breaks)
  7. Members of One Direction, ranked
  8. Reasons why LA is garbage
  9. People I would kill in exchange for Leo's love