Bizarre Compliments You Could Receive From Me.

I was born a verbally flamboyant individual. I have used all of these compliments more than once.
  1. You are a national treasure.
  2. You deserve a parade.
  3. I'm literally going to tattoo your face on my body.
  4. I'm going to paint a war time portrait of you and hang it above my mantle.
  5. If I had a genie, I would wish for you three times. That's how perfect you are.
  6. I am low key Chris Traeger.