Don't Touch Me With That Thing!

Things I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
  1. The land mine of guilt my grandma sets up during the holidays.
  2. Food that has been dropped on the floor by an unidentified person.
  3. The underside of a public table.
  4. Public toilets.
  5. Coconut.
    Gross.
  6. Bananas.
    Even grosser.
  7. The expectations of others.
  8. Scott Disick.