Title credit belongs to @nathanveshecco . I can't take credit for that genius.
  1. When you have tickets to see Father John.
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  2. But, you also have social anxiety and are the first member of your crew to show up.
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    And likely will be the only one for a couple hours.
  3. And you try to stand big to take up the space of two or three people.
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  4. Because your spot could not be any better.
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    My actual view.
  5. So anytime someone comes around you're like
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  6. And you kind of expect / dread someone speaking to you. (And telling you to move / scoot over)
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  7. And you kind of settle into a state of pride for overcoming your social anxiety.
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  8. But it's actually more like this:
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  9. You begin to fear what you've become.
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  10. And by the time your friends show up...
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  11. You're a monster.
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  12. Who knows all the words to every Father John Misty song.
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  13. And the only life that's for you... Is that hip swinging life.
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  14. I'm a new lady.
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