How to Get a Really Bad Sunburn on Your Ass - While Wearing a Swimsuit
- •Step One: never see the light of day.
- •Step Two: go to Florida in the heat of August.
- •Step Three: put sunscreen on your shoulders... But not your legs. Because who does that?!
- •Step Four: chase children around on the beach and splash around in the ocean - but never get in farther than your mid thigh.
- •Step Five: at some point, your swimsuit will ride up... But don't you dare notice.
- •Step Six: continue to chase around children for the next hour.
- •Voila! You have a sunburn on your entire upper thigh and ass. Even 👏🏽 though 👏🏽 you were 👏🏽 wearing 👏🏽 a swimsuit.