I Would Do Anything for Love - but I Won't

  1. Wash my clothes.
  2. Take my coffee back when it's wrong.
  3. Attend a party where I don't know anyone but the host.
  4. Forgive you if you fall asleep during the movie we're watching.
  5. Get up out of bed to find the remote and end up deep in the bowels of YouTube via cell phone.
  6. Bring my mugs to the kitchen.
  7. Get out of bed.