1. Officially getting paid to write all the children's books in the world.
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    A slight variation of what I'm already doing... The unpaid... Follow your dreams... What is my life... Version...
  2. Animator
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    And make animated short films like Julia Pott.
  3. Work for Google
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    Honestly, I'm just interested in the facilities. I know nothing about computers.
  4. A baker.
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    Having a bakery just seems like a super fun job. Working with your hands. Repetition. A clear start and end. Delicious treats! 😍
  5. Instagram famous
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    I mean... I'm already on Instagram all the time. I might as well get paid for it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  6. Just generally getting paid to like... Watch movies and go to all kinds of restaurants.
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    So like a movie/restaurant critic?
  7. Moral of the story? I'm apparently a materialistic sloth.
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