Me, in Any Social Situation.

Obnoxiously polite and insecure, since 1990.
  1. Needing water.
  2. Assuming you don't like me and that I need to win you over.
  3. Having a song stuck in my head.
  4. Feeling like I'm crowding everyone.
    IE: I can't join your conversation/participate/ play that game without being invited.
  5. Mentally beating myself up for not being comfortable with basic human interaction.
  6. Pacing from room to room with purpose - pretending I have a reason to / am looking for someone.
  7. Needing alcohol.
  8. Needing more water.